Bikes are one of the best things since the invention of the wheel, and we’d say that two wheels are a definite improvement on the old unicycle. Whether you bike for fitness or need a funny bike name pun, you’ll sure find it here!
Here are some of the best creative bike puns that will make your day.
Funny Bike Name Puns
Did you hear about the biker who could tell the future? You could say he was a cyclic.
I’ve just been appointed to a high position in the bicycle industry. I’m the new spokes person.
I started with one bicycle, then I bought myself two more bicycles. I guess you could say I quickly fell into an evil cycle.
It can be difficult to keep your tires on the road these days. Air today, gone tomorrow.
Why do bikes have kickstands? Because people don’t have wheels.
I had my bicycle stolen last week. My shrink said it would help if I spoke to someone about it.
Wow, those e-cyclists really know how to take charge.
I keep having dreams about falling off my bike. My psychologist says that I just need to get a grip.
Did you hear about the unstable cyclist? He was a total cyclo-path.
Have you heard about the Alfred Hitchcock movie that had killer bicycles all over it? It was called Cyclo.
Indoor Cycling Puns
What do you call someone who rides a stationary bike? Stuck.
I thought that I would do something for my health and bought a stationary bike. I got rid of it after about two weeks. It wasn’t getting me anywhere.
What’s the difference between a stationary bike and sitting on the couch? Your heart rate.
How did the stationary cyclist die? In one place.
I gave up stationary biking because I feel like it wasn’t getting me anywhere.
Did you hear about the cyclist who became a DJ? It turns out he was just really good at spinning.
I started doing trick bicycle riding a while back. So far, I wheelie love it.
I’m really disappointed in my copy of the Lance Armstrong Tour de France video game. You have to buy the doping mix and bike separately.
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up properly? Well, it was two-tired.
Birthday Bike Puns
Have a wheelie good birthday this year!
Hope you’re not too tire-d of all the bike puns for your birthday this year.
Hope you have a wheel good time for your birthday!
Creative Mountain Bike Puns
Did you hear about the mountain biker who was happy, then sad, then happy, then sad? He was rapid cycling.
Did you hear about the mountain biker who lost his left eye in a bike accident? He became a cycle-ops.
Some mountain bikers are wheelie good at what they do.
Nobody wanted to go out cycling with me in the storm, so I had to cyclone.
Did you hear about the biker who was caught taking drugs? It was speed.
What’s the best thing to wear for mountain biking? Your best a-tire.
I had to attend the funeral of one of my cycling buddies this afternoon. His death was wheelie unfortunate.
What do you do with an old bike? If you can’t recycle it, then it might be time to re-tire it instead.
I’m pretty tired of all the bad bike jokes around here.
Once a cyclist gets older, it’s all just downhill from there.
Bicycle Puns One-Liners
I have to say that I’m really disappointed in that Lance Amrstrong guy. He wasn’t just kicked out for using drugs, he was caught peddling too.
I refuse to get involved with an argument over electric bicycles. They get way too charged.
I don’t understand how to put the chain back on my bicycle. I guess you could say that it’s as good as sprocket science.
What can you do with a broken bicycle? It’s best to recycle it.
Did you hear about the cyclist who disowned his kids? It turns out they weren’t his wheel children.
Why do bicycles need kickstands? Because they don’t have legs.
What playing card brands do bikers prefer? Well, it can only be Bicycle cards, obviously.
Did you hear about the biker who was in one mood one moment, and then another mood the next? He was rapid-cycling.
If you get over your bike career one day, you can always re-tire.
Why do bikes have kickstands? Because they would look ridiculous if they had legs instead.
Bike Puns for Instagram Captions
How do you spot the dirty biker? Skid marks.
They say money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy a bicycle, and that’s pretty much the same thing.
I just got a job at the local bicycle shop. I’ll be their spokes-person.
Did you hear about the man who tried to build a bike out of planks? It was a waste of time, there’s no chance it wood work.
I was just fired from my job as a bicycle shop manager. Well, I guess it’s time to get right back on the saddle again.
There was an explosion at the bike factory. Apparently the place was a wheel mess.
Three bikers are in a police line up. The sergeant tells the victim to look carefully. “Make sure you can identify the wheel suspect.”
Some bikers are all torque and no action.
I’ve been way two-tired to get back on the bike lately.
I thought about selling my bike the other day, but then I thought maybe I just need to get a grip.
Did you hear about the bike who swung both ways? It was a bi-cycle.
Once the brakes have failed on your bike, it’s all downhill from there.
Did you hear about the thief who stole my bike? The police caught him trying to peddle it.
What do you do about a dog who won’t stop chasing people on a bike? You take the dog off the bike.
