Do you enjoy playing Minecraft? Then you’ll love these funny puns and jokes about this top-rated video game. Let’s have a laugh at its expense, shall we, Steve?
Minecraft one liners
My Ocelot was having issues watching YouTube. It seems the video was on paws.
A Creeper walks into a restaurant…. And everyone dies.
Last night I went to a Creeper party. It was pretty weird.
Ocelots are like Skittles. You can never have just one.
Steve walks into a bar, and the bartender tells him, “Sorry, we don’t serve miners.”
Minecraft jokes cringe
Why didn’t Enderman cross the road? Because he decided to teleport instead.
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? He didn’t have any guts.
Why did the Ocelot cross the road? He spotted a Creeper on the other side.
Why did the Creeper cross the road? To get to the other ssssside!
Minecraft knock-knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ocelot
Ocelot who?
Don’t you Ocelot of questions!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Diamond
Diamond who?
You’re diamond me up the wall!
Minecraft play on words
Stop it, you’re starting to piston me off!
I’ll lever-pull that off.
Stop texturing, my friend!
Oh, that’s GHASTly…
You wooden steal a motorbike, would you?
You son of a brick!
Do what I say, Ore else.
I can dig your style!
Water you going on about?
Are you going to eat that Wool thing?
I think I might be experiencing writer’s block.
Brr.. it feels coal in this room.
Scoot over and make space. I don’t have mushroom on this side.
You made your bed. Now it’s time to Sheep in it.
He was smashed into Obsidian!
Cow are you feeling today?
Man, that’s some Pig tree.
You can’t Torch this!
I can sense my Cart pounding.
Minecraft Pickup Lines
Are you made of Diamonds? Because I’m digging your vibe.
Do you own a Diamond Pickaxe? Because I’m as hard for you as Obsidian.
My Creeper finds itself excited at how hot you look.
Hey, do you play Minecraft? Because I wanna play creative with you if you do!
Are you from earth or Venus? You must be from nether because you’re out of this universe.
Every time I see you, I feel like the Creeper in my pants about to explode.
Are we playing Minecraft here? Cause your pressure plates are turning me on.
Minecraft puns
What music do Minecraft players enjoy? Bedrock ‘n’ roll.
What is the skeleton’s favorite musical instrument? The trom-bone.
Why can I spot Zombie Pigmens at Subway? Apparently, they enjoy “Eating Flesh.”
Why does Stampy have this fence around the love garden? People out there are dying to get in!
What do you call Minecraft celebrations? Block parties.
What’s the difference between a counterfeit bill and a killer rabbit? One is bad money, and the other’s a mad bunny!
What time do ten ocelots chase after a Creeper? Ten after one.
Why can’t Ender Dragons read books? Because they always start at the end.
What is Ghast’s favorite place in the world? The Nether-lands.
Why was there an iron and hold in this sailor’s boat? Because the sailor needed to buy oars.
Minecraft Block Jokes
How do Minecraft players stay fit and healthy? They take the time to run around the Block every morning.
If Minecraft was a movie, I’m sure it would be a blockbuster.
Why can’t you score against basketball players that like Minecraft? They’re always blocking you.
Blocks in Minecraft are around three square feet. Where can you find blocks with only two square feet? Where a player is standing.
Why are there no cars driving around in Minecraft? Because all the streets are blocked off from traffic.
Minecraft random jokes
What do Minecraft trees have in common? Square roots.
What is the Creeper’s favorite food? Sssssalad.
I’ve been playing a lot of Minecraft lately. I think it’s a top-notch game.
What do you call Minecraft players on mute? Mimecraft.
What’s the only Caribbean country in Minecraft? Cube-a.
I hurt my fingers playing Minecraft on the PC. It’s okay. It’s only a miner injury.
What did Steve say when he went to battle against the skeleton with a pick-axe? I’ve have a bone to pick with you.
What happens when Minecraft characters turn 16? They start growing cubic hair.
Why can’t people tell Minecraft jokes in public? Because some people might think they’re square.
Minecraft Steve jokes
What’s Steve’s favorite style of dancing? Square dancing.
I hear Steve can’t think outside the box.
How does Steve chop down trees with his bare fists? Well, how wood you know anyway?
Why did Steve use mouthwash after killing the mobs? He thought it gave him bat breath.
How does Steve measure himself for new shoes? In square feet.
What sport does Steve like watching in his spare time? Boxing.
