It’s a winter wonderland outside. Let it snow, let it snow. If you’re stuck inside in a snowstorm, keep the kids occupied by cracking some hilarious snow puns and jokes to pass the time.
Unexpected snow jokes
Q: What’s the best part about going to school during the wintertime?
A: Snow-and-tell.
Q: What video game do Eskimos play in their igloos?
A: Snow Fortnite.
Q: What do I call twenty rabbits hopping through the snow together backward?
A: A receding hare-line.
Q: Why did the boy wear one snow boot and leave the other at home?
A: There was a 50% chance of it snowing.
Q: Why does the reindeer have a fur coat?
A: Because he’ll look stupid in a snow suit.
Q: What’s white and drifts upward?
A: A confused snowflake.
Q: What’s the favorite snack for a snowman?
A: Ice-krispy treats.
Q: Where do snowmen go out to dance?
A: The snowball.
Q: What did the snowman eat for breakfast?
A: Sugar-frosted snowflakes
Q: What falls all the time in the winter but doesn’t get hurt?
A: Snow
Q: What snow do you get in the summer?
A: snow cones.
Q: What do Snowmen call their kids?
A: Chilldren.
Q: What kind of math are snowy owls good at in school?
A: Owl-gebra.
Q: What do you look for in the sky when it snows?
A: Snowbows.
Q: How do you know if you had a snowman sleeping in your bed?
A: You wake up in the morning feeling wet.
Snow jokes one liners
It’s snow joke. The weather is terrible today!
Don’t get Santa upset with you. He snows where everyone lives!
Santa is busy all year round. You know what they say, there’s snow rest for the wicked!
You’ll have to show snow mercy if a snowman attacks you.
We’ve crossed the bridge and reached the point of snow return.
For your winter puns to be successful, you must snow your audience.
As far as I snow, the snowman wasn’t the one responsible.
I know you’re a winter lover; it takes one to snow one!
He’s snow-board waiting for Santa to bring him his gifts.
Santa is always busy. He’s always snowed under.
Winter is snow much fun for everyone that loves the cold!
There’s snow way. I’m staying inside if it starts snowing!
Alright, snow it all. There’s snow need to show off.
I suggest you take this icicle and Christmas tree to school for snow and tell.
Snow puns for Instagram
“An ig is a house in the snow without a loo!”
“I’m tired, so I think I’ll take a powder nap.”
“At frost glance, nothing about them seemed wrong.”
“I’ve sled us to the wrong location.”
“Ice to meet you, Mr. Snowman.”
“You’ve got snow way out.”
Funny snow captions
“Icy, what u did there!”
“Don’t go out in the snow when ur feeling under the weather.”
“It’s snowing today. Water you up2 tomorrow?”
“Ice simply love the snow!”
“It’s snowing. I glove you!”
“I’m forever melting for your heart.”
“There’s snow place like home.”
“Enjoying some frost-tea this evening.”
“Snow happens whether you want it to or not.”
Snowman puns
The snowman keeps having a tantrum. He’s always melting down about something.
The abdominal snowman has an impressive six-pack.
When a snowman orders a side dish at the restaurant, it’s always an iceberg salad.
The snowman wants a cake with plenty of icing for his birthday.
Classic snow sayings
Hear snow evil, see snow evil, say snow evil.
The snowman came, he thawed, and summer conquered.
Push someone you hate into the snow. Revenge is a dish best served cold.
Be careful. It’s a slippery slope you’re sledding down!
There are no bookings at the snowman’s restaurant. It’s frost come, frost served.
