Are you looking for a fun way to entertain your kids? Let them read over our selection of “Humerous” bone puns and jokes. You’ll have them in stitches and laughing at the bone-rattling entertainment.
Bone one-liners for kids
Skeletons are always calm. It’s amazing that nothing ever gets under their skin.
No one knees to know about this, but I really kneed you in my life.
I was worried my bone humor would fall on deaf ears, but I decided to use my funny bone.
My skull doesn’t have a problem with me calling it a bonehead.
The skeleton suddenly felt lonely when he realized he had no body.
I saw a snake’s skeleton once and got a real fright. It sure was a rattler.
My dog’s favorite book is “Harry Potter and The Sorcerer’s Bone.”
I decided to attend a beauty anatomy contest. It was pretty boring, and no body won the grand prize.
Clean bone jokes for kids
A skeleton is an awful liar because you can see right through them.
The skeleton annoyed me because he was always telling lies. I thought he was a total phony-ba-boney.
You can tell when a skeleton finds your bone jokes amusing. They always start cracking up.
Sorry, I got a text on my cell bone. I’ll be right back.
The most famous skeleton in the world is Sherlock Bones.
I enjoy watching my favorite bone doctor show on the skelevision.
The skeleton wanted to start a fight at the Halloween party. He had a bone to pick with the zombie.
Broken bone jokes for kids
There are two teachers at my school that love teaching about anatomy and bones. One is humerus, but the other is sternum.
What do you call a factory producing broken bones? A manufracturer.
I decided to audition for a TV show about people with broken bones. Unfortunately, they told me I didn’t make the cast.
Do you have any sprains, bruises, or broken bones? No? Excellent, Now that we have four maladies out of the way, how are ya?
I stopped the fight but ended up with several broken bones. Those kids stood no chance against me.
A blonde visits the doctor about her pain. She said it hurts when I touch my arm, collarbone, and leg. The doctor told her she had broken her finger.
What do you need to make a movie about skeletons and broken bones? An outstanding and talented cast.
Halloween skeleton puns
The historical ruler of the skeletons is Napoleon Bone-a-part.
Count on a skeleton chef to greet you with “Bone Appetit!” when serving your meal.
Skeletons are awesome at stand-up comedy when they decide to use their funny bone.
Skeletons serve coffee and tea on bone china, but watch out for the chips!
The skeleton was afraid of the storm because he didn’t have any guts.
The skeleton doesn’t like talking on a rotary skelephone because he prefers the cell bone.
Funnybone humerus joke
The skeleton was so silly. What a numbskull.
Skeletons get sick during the fall because of the windy conditions. The chilly air goes right through them and chills them to the bone.
I find my funny bone very humerus. It’s the most amusing part of my body.
Did you hear about the skeleton that escaped a pack of wolves? It had a marrow escape.
I was concerned my bone humor would fall flat on the audience, but I decided to use my funny bone.
I want to tell the audience some more funny bone jokes, but I don’t have the guts to do it.
Bone play on words
I had to send the skeleton to prison. He was bad to the bone.
I left the skull out in the sunlight. It ended up becoming as dry as a bone.
Two thigh bones decided they were too tired to go out that night. They stayed in bed all evening, the lazy bones.
Do you know how many bones you’ll find in the human hand? I don’t know either, but I guess it’s a handful.
The skeleton hockey team always got excited when the Zam-boney came out to clean the ice at halftime.
What do you call a skeleton with no friends? Bonely.
