Are your kids getting ready for their birthday party? Do they have a cake? Cakes are delicious and suitable for many occasions, but are they funny? Look at this list of funny cake jokes for a good laugh.
Cake puns one-liners
Why does everyone put candles on top of birthday cakes? Because it’s challenging to place them on the bottom!
What do people serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake is the top choice, of course!
Did you hear about the love affair between cream and sugar? People said it was the icing on the cake.
Why was mobster Tony Soprano fat? Cause he thought eating a slice of pie was a piece of cake.
What’s yellow and swings across cakes? Tarzipan.
What kind of cake can you get at the cafeteria? A stomach-cake!
What do birthday cakes and baseball teams have in common? They both need a good batter.
Birthday cake puns
When are birthday cakes like golf balls? When they’re sliced.
What do cats enjoy eating on their birthdays? A mice cream cake!
What happens when no one decides to come to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
What kind of birthday cake do you take to an elf’s party? Shortcake!
What do you sing to a cow on his birthday? Happy birthday, moo moo.
Chocolate cake jokes
I decided to make a chocolate cake using white chocolate instead of milk chocolate. I took it to a potluck and stood in the cake line to present my dessert. The people organizing the event said, “Is this white cake or chocolate cake?” I answered, “yes.”
How do you follow the recipe to make a German Bundt cake? First, invade ze kitchen.
What kind of dessert is never on time? A ChocoLATE cake.
If Tim has 30 slices of a delicious chocolate cake and eats 25, what is he left with after he’s full? Diabetes. Tim has diabetes.
What is the favorite dessert of a French cat? Chocolate mousse cake!
A study says chocolate cake may lower the chances of developing a stroke later in life. That is a golf stroke, a swimming stroke, or a tennis stroke.
There are two types of people in this crazy world. Those people who love chocolate cake and liars.
Pound cake jokes
I’m on a diet. That’s why I decided to eat a pound cake.
What is the favorite cake of dog catchers? Pound cake.
Does anyone know where I find around 454 graham crackers? I’m making a pound cake for this evening’s dessert.
I keep trying to make the perfect pound cake, but I never get it right. I’m always off by a few ounces.
My wife got me in trouble today. I’m making pound cake, and I only used half the ingredients. She told me I was making half a pound cake.
What’s the most well-known cake on social media platforms? Pound cake.
Why did a baker require 16 oz of fresh ingredients? He was baking a pound cake.
Cake puns
The criminals robbed the local cake factory. They took a big slice of the company’s profits.
I was on the beach and got hit by a tiramisunami. It was a huge wave.
I cut my birthday cake in half to eat both sides. I wanted to halve my cake and eat it too.
I used to experience heartburn when eating birthday cake. The doctor told me to remove the candles first.
Everyone was silent as the teachers stepped in. Only the cake eater rose to the occasion to break the silence.
My friend quit his job by offering the employees and manager a multi-layer exploding cake. When it exploded, everyone had tiers in their eyes!
I went to the candle store to get candles to celebrate my cake day. They told me they were having a blowout sale.
My birthday was beautiful. Even my cake was in tiers!
When the cake shop burned down, no one thought the owner would ever be bake in business.
If there’s a fun, easy, and delicious activity for everyone, it’s a cakewalk.
No matter how much I love eating cake, I would never dessert you.
Have you heard about that guy that ate a massive piece of cake? It was very easy.
