Do you enjoy eating mushrooms? Next time you’re chowing down on a Regina pizza, remember these funny mushroom jokes and puns. Tell them to your friends and be the fun-guy in the room.
Cute mushroom jokes for kids
A mushroom you can carry around easily is a “portabello.”
If you feed mushrooms to a frog, they’ll give you a toad-stool.
The mushroom farm was dark inside because there wasn’t mush-room to hang up lighting.
I wasn’t a fan of mushrooms at first, but they grew on me.
My brother enjoys eating mushrooms for breakfast because it gives him the energy to feel like a champignon.
Mushrooms are simple to cook because there’s plenty of mush-room for error.
Never set your PC password as “mushroom.” It’s not stroganoff.
Mushrooms with plenty of spikes are called hedgehog mushrooms.
When a mushroom asks for help, they shout, “Help, I’m in truffle!”
Never trust a mushroom. They’re excellent stalk-ers.
I saw a tiny house in the field on my way to my friend’s house. It looked like there wasn’t mush-room inside.
When the comedian made insensitive jokes, the mushroom lover in the audience told him, “His jokes reflect spore taste.”
Mushroom joke one liners
Typically, mushrooms are referred to as fun-guys because they’re no truffle to hang around with.
The mushroom couldn’t put on his shirt because he lost a button.
The mushroom didn’t enjoy the pasta’s story because of its questionable morels.
I wanted to make a new drink by adding mushroom to my cola. I wrote a recipe for my home-ec teacher. She called it my-cola-gist.
I made a house inside a mushroom. It came complete with a porch-in-i mushroom.
A mushrooms favorite place to hang out with friends is at the salad bar.
A mushrooms car engine makes the sound, “shroom, shroom.”
The mushroom hunter liked the ideas from the other mushroom because they lifted his morels.
Ten mushroom hunters competed for the prize in the small forest. There wasn’t mush-room left to move.
Mushroom joke fungi
The flower mistook the mushroom for a fun guy, but it turned out he was a fungi.
The mushroom encyclopedia is called ‘A Fungi-de to Shrooms’.
Everyone in the neighborhood loves Ms. Mushroom because she’s such a fungi-rl.
Unfortunately, you can’t expect much from mushrooms during a charity drive. They’re too spore to contribute anything.
We call giant mushrooms “hufungus.”
My mom cooked us mushrooms for dinner. Later she asked us, “Having fun guys”?
My friends say I’m a fungi, but I think I have questionable morels.
The fungi who didn’t believe in God was an ath-yeast.
You’ll find mushrooms at most buffets. They’re usually at the salad and hot food bars, and you’ll find oyster mushrooms at the seafood bar!
I decided to dress up as a mushroom for Halloween because I’m a fungi.
My friend said she doesn’t like hanging around fun-guys. So, I decided to act more hedgy.
Puns related to different types of mushrooms
Why did the mushroom come last at the weightlifting competition? Because he wasn’t stroganoff!
What’s the prettiest mushroom? The porta bella.
Where do mushrooms fly? The air portabella.
Where do the mushroom families keep coats, shoes, and umbrellas? In their porch-ini!
The teacher sent the student to see theprincipal and told her she was in big truffle young lady!
What kind of mushrooms live in the ocean? Oyster mushrooms.
Mushroom funny stories
A few days ago, the government decided to ban outsider access to the hilly areas covered in magic mushrooms. The public took the side of the local farmer. It was a matter of the people standing on morel high ground.
The mushroom used to be a fun-guy and everybody liked him. Recently, things turned around because people realized he has questionable morels.
A farmer once grew and harvested grains. One day he shifted to growing mushrooms, but it turns out there wasn;t mush-room on the market for his produce.
I came home from the grocery store, and immediately my wife asked me if I got the mushrooms. I said, “There was not mush-room in my trolley.” So, she started yelling at me. She wasn’t a fun-guy anymore.
A team of mushrooms played basketball against a team of carrots. The mushrooms won, and everyone cheered for the champignons.
