Love makes the world go around, but it also makes for some funny puns and jokes. Would you love to have a laugh? Let’s look at some lovely examples of hilarious entertainment for the kids.
Love jokes
Why do artists fall for models? Because they love them with all their art.
Let’s commit a perfect crime. We’ll steal each other’s hearts.
Are you a cat? Because I’m feline there’s a deep connection between us.
I’d fall for you even if there wasn’t gravity.
We’d make a great pair, even though we’re not socks.
I’m no professional photographer, but I sure can picture us together.
Knock-knock love jokes
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Frankly.
Frankly, who?
Frankly, I love you.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Eyesore.
Eyesore, who?
Eyesore loves you lots.
Love animal jokes
I’m in love with you, and I ain’t lion.
Are you a beaver? Because, dam, you’re fine.
I whale-y love you.
I love spending some koala-ty time with my boyfriend.
Aw, pugs and kisses to you too.
Some bunny out there loves you.
Owl always loves my mom.
You’re absolutely udder-ly fantastic.
I think we bee-long apart, not together.
I’m so glad I have you as my significant otter.
There are chameleon reasons to fall in love with you.
You’re my sole mate. I don’t care if there are other fish in the sea.
You’re my porpoise in life. I dolphinately love you.
I think ewe complete my soul.
I pelican’t think of anyone I love more than you.
Puns about sportspeople falling in love
Your love is always up to par.
I pitcher us staying together forever.
You’re my #1 love pick.
I think you’re an incredi-bowl person.
I’ll always be running-back to my girlfriend.
How long have we been together? I lost track of how long I’ve loved you.
I scored that day when I met you.
I think you might be out of my league.
I always have a ball when we’re together.
I get a real kick out of hanging out with you.
Love food jokes
I hope you enjoy breakfast. I love you a waffle lot.
You are the coffee to my mug, and I love you a latte.
I love you’s more than marshmallows, chocolate, and crackers!
I donut want to glaze over the reason why I love you a hole bunch.
Let’s get the check and go to the hotel to avo-cuddle.
This breakfast quesadilla is amazing, but I can’t wait to have jalapeño pants later.
We’re an egg-cellent pair together, don’t you think?
Omelet you finish, but I love this breakfast a latte.
Travel love jokes
I could TSA pre-check you all day.
Our love is nothing short of first class.
Can I tour your cockpit tonight?
My heart is always ready for takeoff when I’m around you.
I’d love to sit in your middle seat.
Love fashion puns
I glove you, and I’m smitten with these feelings.
I like your pants. They must be made out of wife material.
Did you order more clothes from J.C Penney? Because FedEx is here, and I’d be more than happy to handle your package.
Did I ever tell you that you crock my world?
Funny one-liner love puns
I think Yoda one for me.
You’re my butter-half.
Bread and love are all we knead.
You’re near Pearfect.
I love you like dino-mite!
I think I fence-y you.
Lime so glad I have you.
I’d like to see you s’more at the fire pit tonight.
You octopi my mind and my heart.
Funny couple puns
I lava you so much that my heart erupts like an island volcano!
Are you a geologist? Because you rock my world!
I’m sure you’re the right blood donor for me. You’re just my type!
Is this a science lab? Look at our amazing chemistry!
Baby, you’re the perfect match for me. You really light my fire!
I’ll never stay mad at you. I’ll just stay mad about you.
Are you a janitor? You just swept me off my feet.
You must be a nuclear technician because I find you glowing and radiant.
You remind me of a smartphone keyboard because you auto-complete my soul.
If you were a triangle, I would find you acute!
Are you a resident of Paris? Because Eiffel for your beauty.
Love puns for geeks
You’re a cute 3.14159265358979323.
You must be a mix of copper and trillium because you’re Cu-Te.
