These sheep jokes won’t leave you feeling sheepish. We put together this list of fun sheep puns to bring a smile to your chops. Enjoy them and spread the cheer with ewe and your friends and family.
Sheep play on words
IT is a big sheep industry. There’s always a pressing need for developers to get more RAM.
Where did the sheep watch videos online? EweTube.
Two sheep were discussing a ewe. They were trying to see if they’d met herbivore.
What’s a sheep’s personal motto? All’s wool that ends wool.
What is a sheep’s favorite movie of all time? Rambo.
What do you get when you cross a rhino with a sheep? A ewenicorn.
What do you call it when sheep start spreading rumors? They herd it through the grapevine.
What paperwork do senior sheep need before they die? Their last wool and testament.
What did the sheep say to the lambs? “I want everything in your room cleaned and sheep-shape!”
The family of sheep finally got together again after enduring the pandemic. It was a proper re-ewe-nion.
Flock of sheep jokes
Why couldn’t the flock of sheep solve the puzzle on their phones? There wasn’t enough RAM available for everyone.
Why did the flock fail to listen to the shepherd’s instructions? They said they herd it all before.
What did the vice-principal at the sheep school ask the flock after hearing the principal’s speech? Have you herd a word he said?
What do you call it when a flock of sheep that takes over France? Baa-stile Day.
What do you call a flock of sheep you see tumbling down the hillside? A lambslide.
How do you milk a flock of sheep? Tell them the election was stolen and ask them for money.
Cute sheep puns for kids
What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep? Abaaaahhhumbug.
Sheep Mom: You look pretty sheepish. Sheep Son: That’s too baaaaaad, mom.
How do you milk sheep? Put an apple logo on the product before you sell it.
The sheepdog says, “That’s all 50 sheep.” The shepherd says, “What, we only have 47 here?” The sheepdog said, “I know; I had to round them up.”
How do sheep greet each other during Christmas time? “Merry Xmas to Ewe!”
Where do sheep like to go on vacation? The Baaaahamas.
Where does a sheep go for haircuts? To the baa-baa shop.
I saw a rich sheep driving a sports car today. It was a lamb-borghini.
What would you get if you crossed a sheep and a goat? An animal that can eat tin cans and poops steel wool.
What’s a sheep’s favorite organic fruit? A baaaa-nana.
What do you call a sheep that’s taking steroids? A woolly Mammoth.
What do girl sheep like wear to the beach? Baa-kinis.
What do you call sheep with no legs? A cloud
Sheep puns names
Baaaa-rbra
Braaaaad
Whooliam
Ronald Rearam
Sam Shepherd
Rammstein
Fleecewood Mack
Ewean McGregor
Shear-ly
Wooly Bully
Lambantha
Shepherd
Mike Donnelly
Benjamin Mutton
Baaachus
Shepard jokes
I was once a Shepherd, but I have no idea how many sheep I kept on my farm. I kept falling asleep when I was trying to count them at night.
What did the shepherd say in their letter to Santa? All I want for Christmas is ewe.
I shouted at the shepherd the other day. He said, “what?” and I replied, “You herd me.”
What did the shepherd say to the other intruding on his pasture? Get the flock out of here!
Why did the farmer fire the shepherd? He kept falling asleep during inventory.
I saw a German Shepherd taking a dump on my front garden. That’s when his dog arrived on the scene.
Why did the shepard lose his job at the farm? He was too sheepish around the other animals.
Funny sheep expressions
Black sheep – Every family has one.
Counting sheep – I’m trying my best to get to sleep.
Lamb to the slaughter – Someone or something gentle facing an existential threat to life.
Mutton dressed as lamb – someone overselling themselves
