Let’s Get Wet and Wild with these Swimming Puns!

Things are going swimmingly this summer, and you can make a splash with your friends at the next pool party with these hilarious swimming puns, jokes, and one-liners.

Swimming Puns

Tropic like it’s hot.

‘Tis the sea-sun.

Seas the day.

Keep palm and carry on.

We were mermaid for each other.

You had me at Aloha.

A splashing good time!

Party like a lobstar.

Having a splashtastic time.

Water you doing?

You mermaid to go far.

Back in the swim of things.

It deep-ends on my mood.

This princess wears flippers.

I washed up like this.

Shell-abrate good times.

New shellphone, who this?

If there’s a will, there’s a wave.

Girls just want to have sun.

Shell yeah.

Happy as a clam.

Shake your palm palms.

Fresh to the depth.

Yeah, buoy.

To infinity pool and beyond.

Jaw ready for this?

Let your worries drift away.

Pun in the sun.

We’re pool for the summer.

Sip me, baby, one more time.

Piña cola-duh.

How aboat it?

Go with the flow.

I have a sinking feeling.

Good times and tan lines.

Water you sinking aboat?

I like to stay current.

It’s a waterful life.

I’m relay fast in the pool.

Pool hair, don’t care.

Keep calm and swim on.

It was very poolish of me.

Best fins forever.

Pool side is my best side.

Got some good Poolaroids.

Having a fintastic time.

Floating into summer.

Today is going swimmingly.

When in doubt, swim it out.

I’m single and ready to flamingle.

Pack your swim trunks.

We are swan goals.

A dream come blue.

I’m too pool for school.

Swimming One-Liners

You should eat pasta if you wanna to swim fasta.

The vegetarian never became competitive as a swimmer because he didn’t like swim meats.

My swim instructor told us to do pool-ups every day.

I never go to swimmers’ parties because they have pool noodles.

The judges were swimpressed with my breaststroke ability.

Sharing swimming puns at summer pool party’s is ideal to have pun in the sun.

“Water you doing this afternoon?” I asked my swimmer boyfriend.

Elephants are ready to swim because they always have their trunks on.

My friend told me never to swim in The Dead Sea because it’s where zombies go swimming.

Classical musicians prefer the Bach stroke while swimming.

I prefer swimming in saltwater since I am allergic to pepper.

The butterfly is the best insect swimmer, obviously!

Casper enjoys swimming, in Lake Eerie.

A swim coach and dentist make an excellent pair because they both use drills.

Swimmers keep their money in the river bank.

Chicken only swim in a cluck-wise direction.

The swimmers pool their resources to go on vacation together.

I went swimming in the ocean, but the ocean did not say goodbye when I left. It just waved.

Gardeners are great swimmers because they have great seed times.

The shower salespeople never made a sale to a swimmer because the swimmers always wash up on shore.

Swimmers only use Tide laundry pods.

When they asked the swimmer how he went back in time, he said he was doing the backstroke.

You’re a cool kid; I’m a pool kid.

One day, the fish was swimming so fast he didn’t see a wall and swam into it. “Dam,” he said.

People don’t like swimming puns because they have a very dry sense of humor.

The heart patient refused swimming lessons because he was worried about the strokes.

Sometimes swimming is challenging, and sometimes it is easy. It deep-ends.

This summer is going swimmingly.

Did you know an elephant swims 20 miles a day? No wonder they carry trunks with them.

I never felt so low as when I went scuba diving.

My life splashed before my eyes after jumping off the side, where the pool was not deep enough to dive off.

Everybody tries to make a big splash by diving deep into conspiracy theory.

After I hit rock bottom, I had to give up scuba diving as a hobby.

This pool is impressive. Or should I say swim-pressive?

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Swimming Jokes

 

Why wasn’t the pumpkin allowed to swim?

There was no life gourd on duty!

 

Is swimming easy or hard?

It deep-ends.

 

What race is never run?

A swimming race.

 

Which insect is the best swimmer?

The butterfly.

 

Where do zombies like to go swimming?

The Dead Sea.

 

What’s a sheep’s favorite swimming stroke?

The baaackstroke.

 

Where do ghosts like to go swimming?

Lake Eerie.

 

Why don’t vegetarians swim in competitions?

Because they don’t like meats.

 

What’s the best exercise for swimmers?

Pool-ups.

 

What’s an artist’s favorite swimming technique?

The brushstroke.

 

What direction does a chicken swim in?

Cluck-wise.

 

What did the turtle say when it swam into the wall?

Dam.

 

Why do squirrels swim on their backs?

To keep their nuts dry.

 

What do you call a swimming pool of blondes?

Frosted Flakes.

 

What type of trunks do foresters wear to the swimming pool?

Tree trunks!

 

How do swimmers in the ocean say hello to each other?

They Wave!

 

What do dentists and swim coaches have in common?

They both use drills!

 

Why won’t they allow an elephants in the public swimming pool?

Because they might let down their trunks.

 

Why can’t elephants go swimming?

Because they always lose their trunks!

 

What kind of swimmers make good gardeners?

One with great seed times!

 

What detergent does a swimmer use when washing their wet suits?

Tide!

 

What do you call competitive swimmer who just broke up with his girlfriend?

Homeless