Check out these hilarious leaf puns. Your eyes won’t be able to leave the screen. Our puns, jokes, and one-liners will have you laughing out of your tree!
Leaf Puns
Don’t leaf me!
Leaf me alone!
Take a leaflet.
Don’t stop be-leaf-ing.
Foliage is power.
I can’t be-leaf my ears!
Call me on the te-leaf-one.
You better leaf right now.
I’m shaking like a leaf.
Don’t leaf me hanging.
No shop-leaf-ting.
E-leaf-ants are herbivores.
Phew, what a re-leaf!
I’m in disbe-leaf.
It always leafs a bad taste in my mouth.
Do you beleaf in magic?
I wood never leaf you.
Of the highest quali-tree.
I fernly be-leaf you.
The Great Barrier Leaf.
Don’t leaf me hanging.
Absent without leaves.
Be-leaf me, I’m pine.
I’ll turn over a new leaf this year.
Be nice or leaf.
I’m in disbe-leaf
Just be-leaf in yourself.
That’s a real-leaf
Fall in love with moments.
LEAF your life
I wood never leaf you.
Don’t stop be-leafing.
Take it or leaf it
Don’t leaf me hanging.
I wouldn’t say I like it when bae leaves.
Phew, what a re-leaf!
Orange you happy it’s fall.
LEAF eating is banned here
Leaf through a good book
Do you beleaf in magic?
“I’ve fallen for you
Don’t leaf without me!
Don’t be afraid to fall.
No shop-leaf-ting
I be-leaf in you.
Don’t be afraid to fall.
I wood never leaf you.
Don’t leaf me!
Leaf me alone.
Be nice or leaf.
Plants are my buds.
Are you oak-ay? Yes, I’m pine.
Take it or leaf it.
Absent without leaf.
You should leaf now.
Leaf an impression.
Leafed for dead.
Leaf it at that.
Leaf me alone!
Leaf of absence.
Leaf out in the cold.
Take leaf.
Leafing so soon?.
Leaf One-Liners
That will leaf a sour taste in my mouth.
Chin up, friend! I be-leaf in you.
I fernly beleaf my tree puns are qualitree.
Don’t you like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
You’re so beautiful. Even the leaves fall for you.
I fernly beleaf my tree puns are qualitree.
Do you have the right qua-leaf-ications?
Some people need to be more-leaf-able.
My new leaf blower broke and doesn’t work anymore; it sucks.
Holy crap, a leaf. Wow, another leaf. Whoa, another one!! How many are there? I can’t be-leaf this!
I’m a bit confused. Can you please simp-leaf-y that?
Do you have the right qua-leaf-ications?
Leaves play an important function through photosynthesis.
These excellent leaf puns were handpicked for their hilarious quali-tree.
What happens when the fall is over? Autumn leaves.
Did you hear about the leaf that was confused after losing its tree? It was stumped.
Why should you avoid inviting trees to your Xmas officeparty? They have such a good time they never leaf.
Where doers a leaf go when it arrives at the bank to find it closed? To another branch.
What did the tree get from its boss when it went on vacation? Paid leaf.
What did the tree say after it passed the mid-terms at college? What a re-leaf!
Did you hear about the shocked tree? It was in disbe-leaf.
Why did the tree change color in the fall? It felt like turning over a new leaf in life and make a difference.
How do leaves know if they’re related? They trace their family tree.
What’s a leaf’s favorite song? “Don’t Stop Be-leaf-ing”
Why was the leaf humiliated? It had a fall from grace.
What do leaves say to their freinds at the end of autumn? See you next fall.
What did the leaf name its baby? Rustle.
What did the leaf say to girl he liked? I’m falling for you.
Did you hear the joke about fall? It’ll leaf you laughing!
Which month do trees dread? Sept-timberrrrrrr!
Why are dads so good at fall puns? They’re really corn-y.
What do you tell Humpty Dumpty when you pass the bridge? Have a great fall!
What is the cutest season of the year? Aww-tumn.
How do you like your apple pie? Anyway, you spice it.
Why isn’t your kid married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
What do you say to someone annoying in fall? Take a hike!
What do trees say in the fall? I’m ready to turn over a new leaf.
Leaf & Fall Jokes
What do you call a cup of tea made with old leaves?
Maturi-tea!
What type of fish falls from trees?
A Jel-leaf-ish!
How did the financially struggling leaf get the job after the interview?
It turns out the HR manager thought he had the right qua-leaf-ications.
Why was the tea leaf a bad father?
He was an absen-tea parent!
How do leaves travel from one place to another?
They use an autumn-mobile!
How did the elm leaves and the maple leaves get along?
They both signed a peace tree-ty!
Which side of the cherry tree has the most leaves?
The outside!
What happens if a tree falls into the mud?
It leafs an impression!
Why does lightning always strike trees?
Because they are the path of leaf resistance!
What happened to the leaf when he was caught cheating during a competition?
He got disqua-leaf-ied!
Why should you stay away from trees?
Because they wanna be leafed alone!
What do you call a salad leaf that always works out at the gym?
Shredded lettuce!
What did the TV-watching leaf say to the other?
“I loved last night’s episode, but sadly it ended in a c-leaf-hanger!”
