Koalas are one of Australia’s cutest animals. These mini-bears love hanging out in eucalyptus trees and eating leaves all day! We’re sure you’ll find these koala puns, one-liners, and jokes hilarious!
Koala Puns
It’s the best koala-ty.
You’re koala-fied.
Let’s drink Coca-Koala.
You’re dis-koala-fied.
I’m all about e-koala-ty.
I don’t support une-koala-ty.
Koala-tative data.
Spend some koalaty time.
Premium koalaty.
Top-koalaty.
I’m koala than you.
I’ll have koala-f them.
Pie koala mode.
She’s a vo-koala-st.
Peace in koala-mity.
Don’t be koala-s.
I’m moving to Koala-fornia.
Koala One-liners
I was diskoalafied in the third round.
A skoalad, overcrowded prison.
Gender ekoalaty is an vitally important issue in the modern world.
What’s small, furry, and slightly purple? A koala holding its breath!
The koala was bearly able to complete the grueling 26-mile marathon.
What is a koala bear’s favorite cocktail drink? A pina koala.
Why did the manager hire the marsupial? Because he was koala-fied.
What do you call koalas with no teeth? A gummy bear.
Why isn’t the koala a real bear? He doesn’t have the right koalifications.
I tried keeping a koala as a pet in my home, but its smell was unbearable.
What do koalas do when they face a tough situation in life? They decide to grin and just bear it.
Why did the koala’s boss fire him from work? Because he only did the bear minimum for the company.
What happens when koalas drink too much alcohol? He gets a bear gut.
What happened when the koala applied for the projectionist job at the movie theater? He was told he was not koala-fied.
How did the koala bear land his high-paying job? He met all of the koalafications.
How do you know if a baby koala is joyful? You’ll see them jump for joey!
Where do koalas settle legal matters with other animals? A kangaroo court!
What is the koala bear’s favorite line in the Bruce Willis movie “The Sixth Sense”? “Aussie dead people.”
What did the grape say after the Koala fell out the tree and landed on it? Nothing, it let out a little wine and died!
What is the koala’s favorite Xmas carol? Deck the halls with boughs of holly, koala-la-la, la-la-la!!!
Why do koalas refuse to wear shoes? Because they love going bearfoot.
What does a koala do before making an appointment? He always checks his koalander.
How do you apologize to a koala? Bear your heart and soul with them.
Where do most koala movie stars live? In Koalawood, Koalafornia, of course!
Why did the koala bear enjoy eating lots of eucalyptus? He couldn’t leaf it alone.
Where are koalas taken when they die? To an ancient bearial site.
How do koalas get from one place to another? On a gondkoala.
What’s a Koalas favorite drink? Coca Koala!
How do you apologize to a koala? BEAR your heart and soul.
What is a koala’s favorite exercise? Bearobics.
How do koalas stay in shape? They do bearobics.
What are koala’s favorite type of fruit? Bearies.
Why are koala’s so sleepy? Because you must be tired of being so darn cuddly and cute all day long!
When do Koalas go “moo”? When they learn a new language at school.
What is a koala bear’s favorite vegetable besides eucalyptus leaves? Koalaflower.
What’s the scariest koala movie ever made? The Bear Witch Project.
Which side of the koala bear has the most fur? The outside!
Why did the bear quit his job atthe factory? He needed more koalaty time with his family and friends.
What do koala bears write in Valentine’s Day cards to their girlfriends? “I love you-calyptus.”
What is a koala’s favorite pop singer? Koala Rae Jepsen. Her most popular song? “Koala Me Maybe.”
What happened to the koala after he tripped and fell in a crowded restaurant? He got embearassed.
Did you hear about the koala bear that sings in the church choir? Yeah, they say he sings bearitone.
What do koalas use when doing yard work at home? A wheelbearow.
Why did the Koala try to cross the road? To prove to the kangaroo that it could be done!
Why don’t koalas enjoy eating fast food? Because it’s challenging for them to catch.
What do you call Koalas that can pick up an elephant? Sir!
How did the koala bear stop watching the movie? She hit the paws button.
What do you call koalas with a bad attitude? The bearer of bad news.
What do you call a dream where koala bears are eating you? A bite-mare.
Koala Jokes
If you own a koala for a pet, ensure you keep track of it by putting a koalar around its neck.
What’s a popular Christmas song koalas like to sing?
“Joey to the World,” of course!
What do koalas do after seeing social injustice happening in the world?
They fight for ekoalaty!
There once was a koala that ran at speeds of over 800 miles an hour.
He was the first koala bear to break the sound bearier.
What happened when the koalas house party got out of hand?
One of the neighbors koalaed the cops.
How does the Koalaville basketball team qualify to play for the national championships?
They must make it through the koalafying rounds.
Every koala supports being able to defend itself against state tyranny.
They believe in right to bear claws.
A star athlete in the Koalaville soccer team got kicked off the Olympic squad for cheating.
