What better than a bowl of Ramen? These puns, one-liners, and jokes! We’re sure you’ll. If you’re feeling miso-rable, these puns will cheer you up!
Ramen Puns
A hopeless ramen-tic.
Rame’ n roll.
Ramen in love with you.
We ramen to be together.
Everyone, please ramen calm.
In Jesus’ name, r-amen.
Try to ramen calm.
You make miso happy.
I’ll shoyu the way.
We ramen-t to be.
I’m a hopeless ramen-tic.
The only men I like are ramen.
Don’t be a mic-ramen-ager.
Ramen, are you there?
My computer has RAM-en it.
Lettuce pray. Ramen.
It’s too shio-rt.
I chashu over everyone else.
It ramen-s to be found.
There will be ramen-ifications.
Complete the miso-n.
It’s just a miso-nderstanding.
I’m so shio-cked.
It happened all of a shio-dden.
You’re very tempe-ramen-tal.
I miso you so much.
The menma-de today’s Ramen.
Ramen One-Liners
Ramen the store right now. I’ll call you later.
Why choose when you can have broth?
I’m visiting Ramen-ia this summer.
There are a lot of came-ramen here.
In school, we learned Ramen numerals.
You don’t know how much she Ramen to me.
I’ll be there in a few ra-menutes.
I love stories talking about the ancient Ramen empire.
I ramen-bered when had dinner together last time.
I messed up the Ramen. Now it tastes soba-d.
We’ll need to make a few ramen-dments.
My favorite font is Times New Ramen.
I joined a singing competition, but they needed to a-sesame.
I wore a mask when I was out in the sun, but my chin was exposed. So, I got a chintan.
It’s a lot to consider. I need to ramen-ate on it.
I don’t play basketball because I miso many shots.
Wow, look at these pana-ramen-ic views.
What did I say after my mother asked if I would like some ramen? No thanks, I prefer them cooked.
What do you call a tyrant who tries to take over the ramen stock? Uslurper.
What should feed to very hungry computers? Some RAM-en.
What Instagram captions can I use while uploading a drawing of a bowl of noodles? Ramen doodles are so good.
What numeral system do noodles use? Ramen numerals.
What do you call it when your grandmother can make amazing instant Ramen? Instagram.
What happened to my tongue after the Ramen made fun of it? It got burnt.
How does Ramen fall in love? Instantly.
What fonts do noodles use while typing? Times New Ramen.
What happened to the Ramen noodles at the dollar store without packets of flavor? They ran out of stock.
What do you call Ramen when it becomes famous? A soup-er star.
What do you call a noodle that has amazing sword skills? Ramen Hood.
What did the Ramen say to her friends when they came to pick her up for a party? “I’ll be ready in five ra-minutes.”
How does a Buddhist monk order his Ramen? “Make me one with everything.”
Why does my brother drink the broth before he eats the Ramen? He is a very soup-erstitious person.
What did my dad say when I was eating Ramen with my sister? “Eat it with chopsticks instead, please.”
Which hotel did the noodles check in at? The Ram Inn.
What is a noodle’s favorite show? Everybody loves Ramend.
Why did everyone wish Ramen happy returns? It was his brothday.
What social media do Ramen use to upload pictures with ramen captions? Insta-ramen.
Where did the Ramen go for a vacation? Stock-holm.
Ramen Jokes
What is the most acidic soup?
Ph0.
Where can you buy soup in bulk?
The stock market.
What do you call it when the chicken overpowers the noodles?
Soup d’etat.
What is an Asian Canadian’s preferred soup?
Miso Sorry.
What did the waiter say when I finished my bowl of Ramen?
Udon?
What numeral system do noodles use?
Ramen numerals.
What should feed to very hungry computers?
Some RAM-en.
What do you call a King who tries to take over all the ramen stock?
Uslurper.
What do you call 20% off of Ramen?
Amen.
What do you call Vietnamese soup that is really good?
Pho-nomenal.
What’s the opposite of soup?
Sodown.
What is Asia’s favorite sitcom?
Everybody loves Ramen.
What was the Ramen arrested for?
Public noodlity.
Where does Asian food go to fight to the death?
The Ramen Colosseum.
What’s the cheapest food in Gotham?
Batman and Ramen.
How long did it take me to cook those noodles?
Just a few ra-minutes.
What type of art do ramen noodles like?
Ramen doodles.
What do you call a noodle that has amazing bow skills?
Ramen Hood.
What fonts do noodles use while typing?
Times New Ramen.
Why did everyone wish Ramen happy returns?
It was his brothday.
Where did the Ramen go for a vacation?
Stock-holm.
What do you call it when you run out of soup?
Out of stock.
What do you call a funny soup?
Laughing stock.
How much does soup usually weigh?
Won ton.
Why don’t cannibals like Ramen
They prefer cooked men.
What do you call fake ramen noodles?
Impasta.
What caused the fall of the ramen empire?
They were never soba!
Ramen-Related Puns
He’s my Souperman.
I feel souper duper.
Is it souper time yet?
I think I’m in hot soup.
He’s a very souperstitious person.
Hey broth-er!
He said he loves miso much!
I love broth, my parents, very much.
I’ll take a quick dashi to the mall.
Dashi goes again.
What did you just soy?
Never soy never.
Soy what you want; tofu puns are the best.
You’re my soymate.
Soy, you think you are funny?
I’m soy into you.
You make me soy happy.
I miss you soba-d.
It’s been a while since he was soba.
Deal or noodle?
I like to draw and noodle.
He’s usually noodling around.
Eating is noodles of fun.
Clean your room this instant!
Be a good noodle, okay?
You came to my mind instantly.
Anything is possi-bowl.
You are my cup of noodles.
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